mumsy

I have decided to rebel against “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry, because I feel like she’s not actually singing the song because she cares about lesbian girls kissing each other… she just wanted to make money. Therefore, I’ve… edited this song a little bit, shall we say. The rest of the song could not be salvaged, so here goes my verse. It is bad enough that I’ve been hearing the song more lately, and sometimes when Jason hears it he resounds with a clear and curious “Tewwy tapsteek?”

I kissed Jason’s cheek
And he liked it
His cheek tasted like Rice Krispies

Okay, that sounded funnier in my head, before I posted it up in here. But I don’t mind!