I wish I could not smell at all.Monday, January 31, 2011 12:24
Luckily for me, I’ve never had to look for a site that would tell a person how to cure your bad breath. Now granted, I’ve wanted to find that site for other people in the past… because let’s face it, enduring two pregnancies and the olfactory raises that come with them has endowed me with a better sense of smell than I wish I had. For instance, I can be walking up the road with my youngest son and smell someone barbecuing when they’re at least two blocks away from me. Unfortunately, I can also smell it if someone is walking their dog with the sole intent to let them defecate so that they can pick it up. My nose knows absolutely no bounds and it will tell me whatever is out there. It is not picky at all.
That is just one of many reasons why I do not wish to get pregnant again. Should I ever find myself pregnant in the future, I’m probably going to clamp something on my nose so that I can’t smell anything for the next nine months and call it good. Barring, of course, the health risks that would come with me carrying another baby — the asthma problems, the allergies… let’s just pretend for the sake of this post that they do not exist.